[Woz]

Is that why people giggle and point at you now? Because you are famous?

 

[Woz]

does that mean there is a valeting job going :wink:

Only if you want to wax his dolphin.

 

[Woz]

I think you might be a bit underqualified

as long as you have a strong grip, a jar of handcream and some bicep stamina I would have thought that would be more than enough for the job.

Unless you can get an NVQ in it. You probably can.

 

[Woz]

He's probably got a machine to do that for him.

 

[Woz]

Woz, WTF were you doing on that site?

I was looking for an automatic wanking machine.

Next question?

 

[Woz]

Nope- not married. Still "living in sin". With a 10 yr old daughter, 2 cats, a dog, 6 fish and until recently an African Land Snail called Speedy.

I'll mention to Missus Woz that you have recommended she performs her "heavy manual labour" more frequently. I'm sure that will go down everso well. Like a turd in a lunchbox.

 

[Woz]

 

[Woz]

Unless you are Digger: