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6) you know a lot about tides but live 200 miles from the sea
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7) you are a member of YD:teeth:
1) You start making plans for 2008 because you've already booked up most of 2007 and have run out of holiday entitlement
2) The weather forecast is the most important part of the news.
3) You plan a trip, book a boat then forget what date it is. Don't you Janos.
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4) You don't consider it insane to get up at 4am
5) you have the LDC on speed dial
6) you know a lot about tides but live 200 miles from the sea
7) you are a member of YD
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8) Your hair is the texture of straw and you have no fingernails
9) You carry KY around with you (and you are a male)
2) The weather forecast is the most important part of the news.
3) You plan a trip, book a boat then forget what date it is. Don't you Janos.
4) You don't consider it insane to get up at 4am
5) you have the LDC on speed dial
6) you know a lot about tides but live 200 miles from the sea
7) you are a member of YD
8) Your hair is the texture of straw and you have no fingernails
9) You carry KY around with you (and you are a male)
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1) You start making plans for 2008 because you've already booked up most of 2007 and have run out of holiday entitlement
2) The weather forecast is the most important part of the news.
3) You plan a trip, book a boat then forget what date it is. Don't you Janos.
4) You don't consider it insane to get up at 4am
5) you have the LDC on speed dial
6) you know a lot about tides but live 200 miles from the sea
7) you are a member of YD
8) Your hair is the texture of straw and you have no fingernails
9) You carry KY around with you (and you are a male)
10) The main & only consideration for your next car purchase is the size of the boot
2) The weather forecast is the most important part of the news.
3) You plan a trip, book a boat then forget what date it is. Don't you Janos.
4) You don't consider it insane to get up at 4am
5) you have the LDC on speed dial
6) you know a lot about tides but live 200 miles from the sea
7) you are a member of YD
8) Your hair is the texture of straw and you have no fingernails
9) You carry KY around with you (and you are a male)
10) The main & only consideration for your next car purchase is the size of the boot
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1) You start making plans for 2008 because you've already booked up most of 2007 and have run out of holiday entitlement
2) The weather forecast is the most important part of the news.
3) You plan a trip, book a boat then forget what date it is. Don't you Janos.
4) You don't consider it insane to get up at 4am
5) you have the LDC on speed dial
6) you know a lot about tides but live 200 miles from the sea
7) you are a member of YD
8) Your hair is the texture of straw and you have no fingernails
9) You carry KY around with you (and you are a male)
10) The main & only consideration for your next car purchase is the size of the boot
11) You have just taken a permanent job and seriously considered throwing a sickie 5 days into it for a days boat diving south of oban
2) The weather forecast is the most important part of the news.
3) You plan a trip, book a boat then forget what date it is. Don't you Janos.
4) You don't consider it insane to get up at 4am
5) you have the LDC on speed dial
6) you know a lot about tides but live 200 miles from the sea
7) you are a member of YD
8) Your hair is the texture of straw and you have no fingernails
9) You carry KY around with you (and you are a male)
10) The main & only consideration for your next car purchase is the size of the boot
11) You have just taken a permanent job and seriously considered throwing a sickie 5 days into it for a days boat diving south of oban
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1) You start making plans for 2008 because you've already booked up most of 2007 and have run out of holiday entitlement
2) The weather forecast is the most important part of the news.
3) You plan a trip, book a boat then forget what date it is. Don't you Janos.
4) You don't consider it insane to get up at 4am
5) you have the LDC on speed dial
6) you know a lot about tides but live 200 miles from the sea
7) you are a member of YD
8) Your hair is the texture of straw and you have no fingernails
9) You carry KY around with you (and you are a male)
10) The main & only consideration for your next car purchase is the size of the boot
11) You have just taken a permanent job and seriously considered throwing a sickie 5 days into it for a days boat diving south of oban
12) You're female, you're in Debenhams and you suddenly realise you are bored and wishing it was a dive shop
13) You're female, under eighty and you don't consider it unusual to be buying Tena Lady incontinence pants (and KY jelly)
2) The weather forecast is the most important part of the news.
3) You plan a trip, book a boat then forget what date it is. Don't you Janos.
4) You don't consider it insane to get up at 4am
5) you have the LDC on speed dial
6) you know a lot about tides but live 200 miles from the sea
7) you are a member of YD
8) Your hair is the texture of straw and you have no fingernails
9) You carry KY around with you (and you are a male)
10) The main & only consideration for your next car purchase is the size of the boot
11) You have just taken a permanent job and seriously considered throwing a sickie 5 days into it for a days boat diving south of oban
12) You're female, you're in Debenhams and you suddenly realise you are bored and wishing it was a dive shop
13) You're female, under eighty and you don't consider it unusual to be buying Tena Lady incontinence pants (and KY jelly)
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1) You start making plans for 2008 because you've already booked up most of 2007 and have run out of holiday entitlement
2) The weather forecast is the most important part of the news.
3) You plan a trip, book a boat then forget what date it is. Don't you Janos.
4) You don't consider it insane to get up at 4am
5) you have the LDC on speed dial
6) you know a lot about tides but live 200 miles from the sea
7) you are a member of YD
8) Your hair is the texture of straw and you have no fingernails
9) You carry KY around with you (and you are a male)
10) The main & only consideration for your next car purchase is the size of the boot
11) You have just taken a permanent job and seriously considered throwing a sickie 5 days into it for a days boat diving south of oban
12) You're female, you're in Debenhams and you suddenly realise you are bored and wishing it was a dive shop
13) You're female, under eighty and you don't consider it unusual to be buying Tena Lady incontinence pants (and KY jelly)
14) You are driving your car and some one lets you out into the line of traffic when you are on a side road, and you give them the 'OK' hand signal.
2) The weather forecast is the most important part of the news.
3) You plan a trip, book a boat then forget what date it is. Don't you Janos.
4) You don't consider it insane to get up at 4am
5) you have the LDC on speed dial
6) you know a lot about tides but live 200 miles from the sea
7) you are a member of YD
8) Your hair is the texture of straw and you have no fingernails
9) You carry KY around with you (and you are a male)
10) The main & only consideration for your next car purchase is the size of the boot
11) You have just taken a permanent job and seriously considered throwing a sickie 5 days into it for a days boat diving south of oban
12) You're female, you're in Debenhams and you suddenly realise you are bored and wishing it was a dive shop
13) You're female, under eighty and you don't consider it unusual to be buying Tena Lady incontinence pants (and KY jelly)
14) You are driving your car and some one lets you out into the line of traffic when you are on a side road, and you give them the 'OK' hand signal.
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1) You start making plans for 2008 because you've already booked up most of 2007 and have run out of holiday entitlement
2) The weather forecast is the most important part of the news.
3) You plan a trip, book a boat then forget what date it is. Don't you Janos.
4) You don't consider it insane to get up at 4am
5) you have the LDC on speed dial
6) you know a lot about tides but live 200 miles from the sea
7) you are a member of YD
8) Your hair is the texture of straw and you have no fingernails
9) You carry KY around with you (and you are a male)
10) The main & only consideration for your next car purchase is the size of the boot
11) You have just taken a permanent job and seriously considered throwing a sickie 5 days into it for a days boat diving south of oban
12) You're female, you're in Debenhams and you suddenly realise you are bored and wishing it was a dive shop
13) You're female, under eighty and you don't consider it unusual to be buying Tena Lady incontinence pants (and KY jelly)
14) You are driving your car and some one lets you out into the line of traffic when you are on a side road, and you give them the 'OK' hand signal
15) People are not unattractive despite being covered in snot and looking like they've been dragged through a hedge backwards
16) You wander round shops in rompersuits and baggy thermals with the @rse hanging out and don't bat an eyelid
17) Weeing between two car doors is your speciality
18) You don't mind stripping off in car parks
2) The weather forecast is the most important part of the news.
3) You plan a trip, book a boat then forget what date it is. Don't you Janos.
4) You don't consider it insane to get up at 4am
5) you have the LDC on speed dial
6) you know a lot about tides but live 200 miles from the sea
7) you are a member of YD
8) Your hair is the texture of straw and you have no fingernails
9) You carry KY around with you (and you are a male)
10) The main & only consideration for your next car purchase is the size of the boot
11) You have just taken a permanent job and seriously considered throwing a sickie 5 days into it for a days boat diving south of oban
12) You're female, you're in Debenhams and you suddenly realise you are bored and wishing it was a dive shop
13) You're female, under eighty and you don't consider it unusual to be buying Tena Lady incontinence pants (and KY jelly)
14) You are driving your car and some one lets you out into the line of traffic when you are on a side road, and you give them the 'OK' hand signal
15) People are not unattractive despite being covered in snot and looking like they've been dragged through a hedge backwards
16) You wander round shops in rompersuits and baggy thermals with the @rse hanging out and don't bat an eyelid
17) Weeing between two car doors is your speciality
18) You don't mind stripping off in car parks
1) You start making plans for 2008 because you've already booked up most of 2007 and have run out of holiday entitlement
2) The weather forecast is the most important part of the news.
3) You plan a trip, book a boat then forget what date it is. Don't you Janos.
4) You don't consider it insane to get up at 4am
5) you have the LDC on speed dial
6) you know a lot about tides but live 200 miles from the sea
7) you are a member of YD
8) Your hair is the texture of straw and you have no fingernails
9) You carry KY around with you (and you are a male)
10) The main & only consideration for your next car purchase is the size of the boot
11) You have just taken a permanent job and seriously considered throwing a sickie 5 days into it for a days boat diving south of oban
12) You're female, you're in Debenhams and you suddenly realise you are bored and wishing it was a dive shop
13) You're female, under eighty and you don't consider it unusual to be buying Tena Lady incontinence pants (and KY jelly)
14) You are driving your car and some one lets you out into the line of traffic when you are on a side road, and you give them the 'OK' hand signal
15) People are not unattractice despite being covered in snot and looking like they've been dragged through a hedge backwards
16) You wander round shops in rompersuits and baggy thermals with the @rse hanging out and don't bat an eyelid
17) Weeing between two car doors is your speciality
18) You are discounting any house in your house-hunt if it doesn't have a garage to keep your gear in
2) The weather forecast is the most important part of the news.
3) You plan a trip, book a boat then forget what date it is. Don't you Janos.
4) You don't consider it insane to get up at 4am
5) you have the LDC on speed dial
6) you know a lot about tides but live 200 miles from the sea
7) you are a member of YD
8) Your hair is the texture of straw and you have no fingernails
9) You carry KY around with you (and you are a male)
10) The main & only consideration for your next car purchase is the size of the boot
11) You have just taken a permanent job and seriously considered throwing a sickie 5 days into it for a days boat diving south of oban
12) You're female, you're in Debenhams and you suddenly realise you are bored and wishing it was a dive shop
13) You're female, under eighty and you don't consider it unusual to be buying Tena Lady incontinence pants (and KY jelly)
14) You are driving your car and some one lets you out into the line of traffic when you are on a side road, and you give them the 'OK' hand signal
15) People are not unattractice despite being covered in snot and looking like they've been dragged through a hedge backwards
16) You wander round shops in rompersuits and baggy thermals with the @rse hanging out and don't bat an eyelid
17) Weeing between two car doors is your speciality
18) You are discounting any house in your house-hunt if it doesn't have a garage to keep your gear in
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1) You start making plans for 2008 because you've already booked up most of 2007 and have run out of holiday entitlement
2) The weather forecast is the most important part of the news.
3) You plan a trip, book a boat then forget what date it is. Don't you Janos.
4) You don't consider it insane to get up at 4am
5) you have the LDC on speed dial
6) you know a lot about tides but live 200 miles from the sea
7) you are a member of YD
8) Your hair is the texture of straw and you have no fingernails
9) You carry KY around with you (and you are a male)
10) The main & only consideration for your next car purchase is the size of the boot
11) You have just taken a permanent job and seriously considered throwing a sickie 5 days into it for a days boat diving south of oban
12) You're female, you're in Debenhams and you suddenly realise you are bored and wishing it was a dive shop
13) You're female, under eighty and you don't consider it unusual to be buying Tena Lady incontinence pants (and KY jelly)
14) You are driving your car and some one lets you out into the line of traffic when you are on a side road, and you give them the 'OK' hand signal
15) People are not unattractive despite being covered in snot and looking like they've been dragged through a hedge backwards
16) You wander round shops in rompersuits and baggy thermals with the @rse hanging out and don't bat an eyelid
17) Weeing between two car doors is your speciality
18) You don't mind stripping off in car parks
19) You are discounting any house in your house-hunt if it doesn't have a garage to keep your gear in
20) You won't get rid of the dive-mobile 'cos you don't want another car to get into the same condition or have to worry about every little ding
21) You put on your Xerotherms, they smell of BO and you just don't care
Dianne
Spooky - I was thinking of no 19, but I didn't want to be greedy !
2) The weather forecast is the most important part of the news.
3) You plan a trip, book a boat then forget what date it is. Don't you Janos.
4) You don't consider it insane to get up at 4am
5) you have the LDC on speed dial
6) you know a lot about tides but live 200 miles from the sea
7) you are a member of YD
8) Your hair is the texture of straw and you have no fingernails
9) You carry KY around with you (and you are a male)
10) The main & only consideration for your next car purchase is the size of the boot
11) You have just taken a permanent job and seriously considered throwing a sickie 5 days into it for a days boat diving south of oban
12) You're female, you're in Debenhams and you suddenly realise you are bored and wishing it was a dive shop
13) You're female, under eighty and you don't consider it unusual to be buying Tena Lady incontinence pants (and KY jelly)
14) You are driving your car and some one lets you out into the line of traffic when you are on a side road, and you give them the 'OK' hand signal
15) People are not unattractive despite being covered in snot and looking like they've been dragged through a hedge backwards
16) You wander round shops in rompersuits and baggy thermals with the @rse hanging out and don't bat an eyelid
17) Weeing between two car doors is your speciality
18) You don't mind stripping off in car parks
19) You are discounting any house in your house-hunt if it doesn't have a garage to keep your gear in
20) You won't get rid of the dive-mobile 'cos you don't want another car to get into the same condition or have to worry about every little ding
21) You put on your Xerotherms, they smell of BO and you just don't care
Dianne
Spooky - I was thinking of no 19, but I didn't want to be greedy !
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Get with the programme Leigh, stick it on the list
Oh, and buying a house without a large attached garage to store kit and toys, and a garden to wash my kit off was a definite no-no for us :teeth:
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1) You start making plans for 2008 because you've already booked up most of 2007 and have run out of holiday entitlement
2) The weather forecast is the most important part of the news.
3) You plan a trip, book a boat then forget what date it is. Don't you Janos.
4) You don't consider it insane to get up at 4am
5) you have the LDC on speed dial
6) you know a lot about tides but live 200 miles from the sea
7) you are a member of YD
8) Your hair is the texture of straw and you have no fingernails
9) You carry KY around with you (and you are a male)
10) The main & only consideration for your next car purchase is the size of the boot
11) You have just taken a permanent job and seriously considered throwing a sickie 5 days into it for a days boat diving south of oban
12) You're female, you're in Debenhams and you suddenly realise you are bored and wishing it was a dive shop
13) You're female, under eighty and you don't consider it unusual to be buying Tena Lady incontinence pants (and KY jelly)
14) You are driving your car and some one lets you out into the line of traffic when you are on a side road, and you give them the 'OK' hand signal
15) People are not unattractive despite being covered in snot and looking like they've been dragged through a hedge backwards
16) You wander round shops in rompersuits and baggy thermals with the @rse hanging out and don't bat an eyelid
17) Weeing between two car doors is your speciality
18) You don't mind stripping off in car parks
19) You are discounting any house in your house-hunt if it doesn't have a garage to keep your gear in
20) You won't get rid of the dive-mobile 'cos you don't want another car to get into the same condition or have to worry about every little ding
21) You put on your Xerotherms, they smell of BO and you just don't care
22) You have no hair and your fingernails are the texture of straw:frown:
23) You realise you can drink coffee, eat a pie, smoke and work a GPS at the same time while standing perfectly balanced between carriages on a speeding Inter-city
24) You instinctively hold your breath, sneak-up behind and make a quick grab at canned crab meat.
2) The weather forecast is the most important part of the news.
3) You plan a trip, book a boat then forget what date it is. Don't you Janos.
4) You don't consider it insane to get up at 4am
5) you have the LDC on speed dial
6) you know a lot about tides but live 200 miles from the sea
7) you are a member of YD
8) Your hair is the texture of straw and you have no fingernails
9) You carry KY around with you (and you are a male)
10) The main & only consideration for your next car purchase is the size of the boot
11) You have just taken a permanent job and seriously considered throwing a sickie 5 days into it for a days boat diving south of oban
12) You're female, you're in Debenhams and you suddenly realise you are bored and wishing it was a dive shop
13) You're female, under eighty and you don't consider it unusual to be buying Tena Lady incontinence pants (and KY jelly)
14) You are driving your car and some one lets you out into the line of traffic when you are on a side road, and you give them the 'OK' hand signal
15) People are not unattractive despite being covered in snot and looking like they've been dragged through a hedge backwards
16) You wander round shops in rompersuits and baggy thermals with the @rse hanging out and don't bat an eyelid
17) Weeing between two car doors is your speciality
18) You don't mind stripping off in car parks
19) You are discounting any house in your house-hunt if it doesn't have a garage to keep your gear in
20) You won't get rid of the dive-mobile 'cos you don't want another car to get into the same condition or have to worry about every little ding
21) You put on your Xerotherms, they smell of BO and you just don't care
22) You have no hair and your fingernails are the texture of straw:frown:
23) You realise you can drink coffee, eat a pie, smoke and work a GPS at the same time while standing perfectly balanced between carriages on a speeding Inter-city
24) You instinctively hold your breath, sneak-up behind and make a quick grab at canned crab meat.
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