[Guest]

Other lines..

the most memorable line was
All in pink all in pink ,she made my fingers stink

and the refrain for us was

down the back alley where nobody goes.

Blue-baby due

check-wrang her f****** neck

As for back alley, all male school????mg:

 

[dry suit diver]

Blue-baby due

check-wrang her f****** neck

As for back alley, all male school????mg:

no that would be back passage then.

The other favourite was 3 German officers crossed the line, especially on the school rugby trips where the Head of P.E. would start the singing off.

 

[211212]

I have a little something for the Iron Maiden fans here:

*clears throat*

I am a man who walks alone
And when I’m walking a dark road
At night or strolling through the park

When the light begins to change
I sometimes feel a little strange
A little anxious near the pond

Fear of the duck, fear of the duck
I have a constant fear that that duck's always near
Fear of the duck, fear of the duck
I have a phobia that that duck's always there

Have you run your fingers down the wall
And have you felt your neck skin crawl
When you’re searching for the bread?
Sometimes when you’re scared to take a look
At the corner of the room
You’ve sensed that something’s watching you

Have you ever been alone at night
Thought you heard waddling behind
And turned around and no one’s there?
And as you quicken up your pace
You find it hard to look again
Because you’re sure there’s someone there

Watching nature films the night before
Debating waterfowl folklore
The unkown troubles on your mind
Maybe your mind is playing tricks
You sense and suddenly eyes fix
On duckling shadows from behind

Fear of the duck, fear of the duck
I have a constant fear that that duck's always near
Fear of the duck, fear of the duck
I have a phobia that that duck's always there

When I’m walking a dark road
I am a man who walks alone

Thankyaverrymuch *takes a bow*

i'll have to remember these lyrics when i see maiden in december

thanks

 

[Ruby]

i'll have to remember these lyrics when i see maiden in december

thanks

Gahhh, I wanted tickets but can't afford it! Pleased to be of service though, hope you have a good 'un!

 

[Buoyant Babe]

I've just skimmed this thread, so soz if this has already been posted. I think 'In the Gravy' was a Two Ronnies spoof.

Hx

 

[Guest]

Songs from the school bus...

Also popular was 'He Jumped Without A Parachute From Forty Thousand Feet'

Various verses were:

'They scraped him off the runway like a blob of strawberry jam...'

'They put him in a matchbox and sent him home to mum...'

'She put him on the mantlepiece da dum de dum de dum...'

Dunno the tune but it's a religeous one with the chorus 'glory glory hallejula'.

 

[Adam-H]

"In The Gravy" Parody by Jon Solorio

We can sail around the seven peas.
In the gravy,
We can spy some different teas.
In the gravy,
We can play just like a band.
In the gravy,
We all see mashed-potato land.

In the gravy,
We can all go for a long swim.
In the gravy,
It's like a liquified Slim-Jim.
In the gravy,
We windsurf right in the sludge.
In the gravy,
We don't even move a budge.

(Chorus)
Oh, we're in goo
We're in goo.
Our pea-pod ship,
Oh what a beaut.

 

[frosty the snowman]

2. don't know about "in the Gravy" but I recall a spoof version by Billy Connolly called "In The Brownies".

In the Brownies


Young man, are you tired of the scouts,
I said young man, do you want to get out?
I said Young man, we will knock you about,
it'll be OK, why worry
Young man, you'll be one of the gang,
I said young man, things will go with a bang,
I said young man, you will soon get the hang of it,
it will be OK, why worry

Young man, you will soon get the knack,
I said young man, you'll be copping your whack
I said young man, we will bend over backwards to
make you feel you're wanted.

In the Brownies, everybody is your friend.
In the Brownies, they're all waiting round the bend.
In the Brownies, sticking with you to the end.
In the Brownies, in the Brownies,

In the Brownies, everybody goes to camp.
In the Brownies, there is nothing like a tramp.
In the Brownies, grab your mouth organ and
In the Brownies, in the Brownies.

Young man, stop bumming around.
I said young man, keep your ear to the ground.
I said young man, now's the time to go down,
to your local branch and join us.

Young man, stop looking behind.
I said young man, you know you're going to find.
I said young man, you're sure to go blind,
if you don't eat up your carrotts.

In the Brownies, you won't be tying many knots.
In the Brownies, you'll enjoy a certain lot.
In the Brownies, you can give it your best shot.
In the Brownies, in the Brownies.

In the Brownies, a canteen that never shuts.
In the Brownies, never any ifs or buts.
In the Brownies, ginger beer and fruit and nuts.
In the Brownies, in the Brownies.

They want you, they want you, they want you as a new recruit.
They want you, they want you, they want you as a new recruit.

In the Brownies, everybody is your friend.
In the Brownies, they're all waiting round the bend.
In the Brownies, sticking with you to the end.
In the Brownies, in the Brownies,

In the Brownies, everybody goes to camp.
In the Brownies, there is nothing like a tramp.
In the Brownies, grab your mouth organ and
In the Brownies, in the Brownies.

The best joke in this is 'It'll be ok KY worry? ' according to Mr Connelly.